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That Bulgarian Flying Saucer They Properly Abandoned

They built a communist saucer on a mountain, covered it in mosaics, and then left it to rot like a bureaucratic afterthought.Read More

Burushaski, The Language That Won't Behave

A proper language that refuses to be shoved into any family tree and laughs while you try.Read More

Your Nose Has A Proper Boner

Blimey - one nostril actually swells up on purpose, like it's doing the night shift for your breathing.Read More

They Properly Eat Chalk And Call It Medicine

People in places like West Africa and parts of the American South chew white clay and calabash chalk for minerals and stomach magic - sometimes it helps, sometimes it poisons you, and it is dead odd to watch.Read More

Leafcutter Ants Run A Tiny Pharmacy

They cut leaves, grow a fungal crop for dinner, and carry antibiotic-making bacteria like a workman keeps a can of WD-40 - proper organised, innit.Read More

That Cathedral With Giant Stone Scissors

Wells Cathedral shoved a pair of massive stone 'scissors' into its nave in the 14th century to stop the tower falling through the roof and it still looks gobsmacking.Read More

They Wove Your Dead Nan Into A Necklace

Victorians braided grief into brooches, rings and full-on wreaths and thought it perfectly normal to wear your aunt's head on your lapel.Read More

That star's basically a diamond, mate

There is a white dwarf out there with a crystallised carbon core - like space made a massive, silent diamond and forgot to show it off.Read More

The Library That's Literally On The Border, Innit

There's a proper bookshop-opera hybrid sat half in Vermont and half in Quebec and the border cuts right through the reading room like a cheeky bit of string.Read More

Pineapples You Could Rent, Mate

In the 1700s people hired pineapples like posh ornaments to show off at dinner and barely ate the things - proper daft flexing, innit.Read More
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