Most Of The Clitoris Lives Inside, Mate
You only see the bonnet; the rest is a lumpy, lovemaking apparatus that sprawls like a secret map under the skin.Read More 
When Your Hand Goes Rogue
Proper daft: one of your hands can start doing stuff on its own, like some tiny squaddie with a vendetta.Read More 
Mercury's Tiny Angry Pits
Mercury's surface has little bright pits called 'hollows' - like the planet's been on the piss and forgotten to finish a DIY job.Read More 
Iapetus: The Moon That Grew A Ridge
Saturn's walnut-shaped moon has a spine down its middle like someone tried to stitch a belt on a doughnut and forgot why.Read More 
They Tried To Smash Cities With Bats, Properly Daft
In WWII the US actually trained bats to carry tiny incendiaries so they'd roost in wooden houses and start fires - and it worked well enough to be terrifying.Read More 
The Dead Bloke, a Rubaiyat and a Code No One Can Crack
Found on a beach in 1948: a dead fella, a torn bit of poetry and a string of letters like someone tried to hide a crossword answer.Read More 
Point Nemo: Middle Of Nowhere Where Astronauts Are Your Neighbours
There is a spot in the South Pacific so lonely the closest people are the ones circling overhead, and even ships treat it like a skip for dead satellites.Read More 
133 Days Adrift, Ate Seagulls, Still Sound
Proper mad: a fella floated for 133 days, drank rain, ate birds and turned a bit of canvas into a wardrobe and kept his humour.Read More 
Some Git Named An Asteroid After His Cat Mr Spock
Proper daft: there really is an asteroid called 2309 Mr Spock, and no, it wasn't christened for Captain Kirk - it was named after a moggy.Read More 
In China You Need Permission To Be Reborn
They actually make Tibetan monasteries get state sign-off before announcing a 'return' - paperwork for your next life.Read More
