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Don't Be Drunk With A Horse, Mate

There is an actual Victorian law that makes it illegal to be drunk while in charge of a horse or cattle on a public highway - and yes, it reads like someone misfiled a Carry On script.Read More

When Your Body Goes Proper Rigid

A daft autoimmune quirk that freezes you up, sparks violent spasms and makes ordinary noises feel like a personal insult.Read More

Startle Disease: When Your Body's a Drama Queen

Some people jump so hard at a sneeze their limbs sign a petition; it's real, it's called hyperekplexia, and it is a proper show.Read More

Charles Bonnet Syndrome: Your Eyes' Private Cinema

When your sight goes a bit ropey your brain sometimes starts screening full-on dramas and it's not madness, it's an odd bit of wiring.Read More

That Star Just Vanished, Mate

A giant star in another galaxy quietly switched itself off and left a black hole with no fireworks - rude and brilliant.Read More

Don't Sweep Their Feet, Mate

Apparently sweeping a broom over someone's feet will stop them getting married - and people take it dead seriously.Read More

Kuru: They Ate Their Dead, Properly Awful

A remote tribe's funeral custom of eating brains passed a prion like a bad tune down the line and it was grim, tragic, and oddly avoidable.Read More

Blue Whale Panic: Mostly Nonsense

They said an online game was telling kids to die; turns out it was mostly daft panic.Read More

They Melt Lead And Tell Your Year

On New Year folks pour molten lead or tin into water, judge the blobs like a psychic, and claim the next twelve months is sorted.Read More

Koalas Have Proper Human Fingers, Mate

Koala paw prints are so like ours they could bungle a crime scene and yes, that's bonkers when you think about it.Read More
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