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Null Island, The Tiny Resort For Broken Coordinates

At 0N 0E there lives an entirely imaginary island beloved by cartographers, databases and careless bureaucrats.Read More

The Man Who Let Sound Take Notes

In 1857 a French tinkerer built the phonautograph that dutifully wrote down sound but, in a fit of modesty or incompetence, never bothered to play it back.Read More

When Cosmic Rays Flick Your Eyeballs

Astronauts often see sudden streaks and flashes of light-even with their eyes closed-because high-energy particles from space tickle their retinas or brains.Read More

Phossy Jaw: When Matches Ate Faces

Victorian match factories used white phosphorus and the result was a ghastly jaw-rot that glowed faintly in the dark and took a very long time for polite officials to notice.Read More

Tesla and the White Pigeon: An Unromantic Romance

The great inventor secretly fed and nursed city pigeons for years and admitted he loved one particular white pigeon 'as a man loves a woman'-which is either poignant or the most efficient emotional engineering I have yet encountered.Read More

Trimethylaminuria: When Your Body Insists On Smelling Like Fish

A genetic lapse in a liver enzyme can make a person permanently fragrant like a fish stall and the remedies are as decorous and awkward as a county council meeting.Read More

How Earwax Betrays Your Body Odor

One tiny gene decides whether your earwax is tacky gossip and whether your armpits submit evidence to the room.Read More

When a Grape Turns Your Microwave Into a Mini Thunderbox

Cut a grape properly, nudge it into a microwave and electromagnetic manners will turn fruit into tiny lightning with all the charm of a civil servant on strike.Read More

When Muscles Vote To Become Bone

A rare genetic malady where your soft tissue stages a coup and progressively ossifies, as if your body had enrolled in the worst DIY renovation scheme imaginable.Read More

The Great Panjandrum: When Britain Invented a Rampaging Rocket Wheel

During WWII Britain briefly decided the best way to break a concrete seawall was to tow a pair of rocket-driven wooden wheels full of explosives, and then had a very awkward afternoon on the beach.Read More
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