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The Shrimp That Sees Too Much and Hits Like a Sledge

A tiny crustacean with a private physics lab in its fist, an eye that lectures your camera and the temper of a disgruntled civil servant.Read More

When Languages Refuse Your Nouns And Verbs

Some tongues simply refuse to file words into 'nouns' or 'verbs' and English grammar tutors are having panic attacks in orderly queues.Read More

The Sanzhi UFO Pods: When Architecture Took a Wrong Turn at Sci Fi

A seaside Taiwanese resort of saucer-shaped holiday pods was built, abandoned, and finally bulldozed - and the paperwork was the most ghostly thing of all.Read More

The Five-Second Rule Is Utter Rubbish

They tell you a split-second rescue mission saves biscuits; laboratory petri dishes, busy bacteria and my mother's tutting insist otherwise.Read More

They Wore Electricity Like Jewellery

Victorians looped little galvanic chains around their limbs and declared a polite tingle to be medical progress.Read More

The Hagfish That Smothers Enemies With Slime And Knots

A jawless, eel-shaped recluse defends itself by pumping enormous quantities of slime into a predator's gills and then ties itself into knots like a prim, indignant mariner.Read More

The Moon's Dust Does a Tiny Rebellion

The Moon has a fine, charged dust that actually lifts itself at sunrise and sunset, forming a ghostly horizon glow and tiny 'fountains'-and it behaves like a petty, aristocratic civil servant.Read More

Do Not Beat Your Carpet in London

An 1839 Metropolitan law politely but firmly forbids beating rugs in the street, because Victorian civilisation could not abide a dust cloud.Read More

The Pigeons Who Nearly Drove Our Missiles

A famed behaviourist trained pigeons to steer weapons by pecking at a projected target and the Navy eventually chose circuits over clucks.Read More

Truffle Oil: The Aristocrat of Fake Smells

We pay a small fortune for an imitation perfume that smells like the idea of a truffle, not the real thing, and we applaud ourselves for being discerning.Read More
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