Culinary Chaos

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That Fancy Coffee Made From Poop Is Real and Wildly Complicated

Kopi luwak is coffee made from beans civets eat and poop out, and yes the story tastes like luxury, guilt, and chaotic biology.Read More

Truffle Oil: The Aristocrat of Fake Smells

We pay a small fortune for an imitation perfume that smells like the idea of a truffle, not the real thing, and we applaud ourselves for being discerning.Read More

Hakarl: How Iceland Ferments a Poisonous Shark and Sells It With Swagger

They take a urea-soaked Greenland shark, bury it like a secret, dry it till the poison is gone, and then invite you to pretend the ammonia is 'flavor'.Read More

They Soak Fish In Lye And Eat It

They take dried cod, bathe it in caustic soda until it turns to jelly, wash the death out and serve it with pride - proper daft, innit.Read More

Vanilla Demands A Hand

Every vanilla pod outside Mexico is the result of someone politely playing bee with a stick and a deadline.Read More

That Pepper That Makes Your Mouth Tickle Like An Ex

Sichuan pepper doesn't burn you - it twerks your nerves with a molecule called sanshool, and America once banished the stuff because it might bring citrus disease. Drama, darling.Read More

How Rome Sweetened Wine with Lead

They boiled grape must in lead kettles to make 'sapa' and then merrily sweetened wine with the resulting 'sugar of lead'-a culinary shortcut that invited lead into every goblet.Read More

Deer Horns in My Cookies? Actually Yes

There was a time when bakers literally boiled stag antlers to make the leavener that gives old-school cookies their ghostly crispness.Read More

They Properly Eat Chalk And Call It Medicine

People in places like West Africa and parts of the American South chew white clay and calabash chalk for minerals and stomach magic - sometimes it helps, sometimes it poisons you, and it is dead odd to watch.Read More

Pineapples You Could Rent, Mate

In the 1700s people hired pineapples like posh ornaments to show off at dinner and barely ate the things - proper daft flexing, innit.Read More
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