Culinary Chaos

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They Sewed A Pig To A Capon And Called It Dinner

Medieval cooks made grotesque banquet showpieces by stitching two animals together, roasting them, and pretending this was perfectly normal.Read More

They Put Fish Bladders In Your Beer (Honestly)

Brewsters and winemakers quietly use dried fish swim bladders called isinglass to make booze look respectable - and most of us drink it without a clue.Read More

They Eat Fish Sperm And Call It Shirako

They serve fish milt in Japan - shirako - creamy, custardy, sometimes from cod or fugu, and people queue for it like it's haute cuisine.Read More

When Doctors Sold Tomato Pills and Took Ourselves Seriously

In the 1830s a respectable American physician rebranded tomatoes as cure-alls, bottled them into pills and sauces, and the nation politely believed him.Read More

cochineal confessions

Your neon red candy might actually be dusted with crushed cochineal insects and yes, I have feelings about this.Read More

Escamoles: Mexico's Ant Caviar, Deal With It

They harvest ant larvae, butter them up, and call it escamoles, Mexico's century-old ant caviar that somehow became gourmet.Read More

They Built Palaces Out of Sugar and Called It Dinner

In old Europe they staged tiny edible dramas made of sugar to show off, confuse guests, and make the dessert course do politics.Read More

Ortolan: The Tiny Bird They Ate Whole

They fattened a songbird, drowned it in Armagnac, roasted it whole and ate the lot under a napkin like tiny conspirators - and it was deliciously scandalous.Read More

They Put Beaver Castoreum In Your Food

Turns out some posh 'natural' vanilla and raspberry flavour comes from a beaver's little gland and nobody thought to make it sound less daft.Read More

Surstromming: The Can That Opens Like A Crime Scene

A Swedish tin of fermented herring will make your kitchen evacuate itself and everyone's dignity follow politely behind.Read More
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