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Morgellons: Those Bloody Fibres From Your Skin

Some people insist colourful threads crawl out of their skin; labs mostly find cotton, but the suffering is very, very real and gloriously baffling.Read More

Japan's Belly-Checking Law, Proper Daft

They made waistlines a national chore and everyone's suddenly queued for a tape measure like it's the barber.Read More

That Hidden Hole Between Your Jaw And Ear

Some folks keep a childhood hole in their skull that lets jaw business spill into the ear when they chew, and yes, surgeons gossip about it.Read More

How Rome Sweetened Wine with Lead

They boiled grape must in lead kettles to make 'sapa' and then merrily sweetened wine with the resulting 'sugar of lead'-a culinary shortcut that invited lead into every goblet.Read More

Running Out Of Gas On The Autobahn Can Get You Fined

In Germany an empty tank is treated like a traffic misdemeanor, which is funny until your rental car is silently judging you on the hard shoulder.Read More

When Languages Blame You For Feeling

Some tongues don't say 'I like it' - they say 'it pleases me' and put you in the dative like you've been called to the principal's office.Read More

Proper Werewolf Syndrome? Nah, It's Just Hair

Some folks grow hair everywhere for real - sometimes it's genetic, sometimes a nasty tumour's behind it, and it's utterly daft.Read More

France Lets You Marry The Dead, Quite Properly

Under French civil law you may marry a deceased partner - so long as the paperwork and a presidential nod prove you were sincere and not simply theatrical.Read More

They Hung Coffins Off Cliffs, For Real

People literally fixed coffins to cliff faces to hide, honor, and flex the dead-and it is as theatrical as it sounds.Read More

When Wood Grew Hair

Twig hairs are not a prank; a fungus and freezing physics conspire to knit real 'hair ice' on dead wood like a ghostly wig.Read More
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