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Vulcan Point: The Proper Island-ception

There is an island in a lake on an island in a lake on another island and it somehow makes sense.Read More

Stop Selling Me the 10 Percent Brain Lie

Once I thought unlocking 90 percent of my brain would pay rent; turns out the myth is pop culture theatre and brains are far more mundane and brilliant.Read More

Erythromelalgia: When Your Feet Turn Into Hot Coals

A rare nerve disorder that makes hands and feet burn so ferociously sufferers dunk them in ice and risk frostbite while doctors tinker with sodium channel tricks.Read More

That Bird That Leads You To Honey

There's a bird in Africa that actually guides people to beehives, like a daft little tour guide who wants his cut.Read More

London Stank So Bad Parliament Nearly Fled

In the summer of 1858 the Thames produced such a magnificent river of sewage that Parliament shut its windows, people gagged in bowler hats, and Britain finally built a proper sewer system.Read More

They Banned Coffee For Being Too Chatty

Centuries ago courts and sultans tried to outlaw the caffeine-fuelled gossip clubs called coffeehouses - and they were terrified for good reasons.Read More

They Tried To Make Films Smell. It Was A Right Mess.

In 1960 someone decided cinema needed scents, hired a machine, and the result smelled like a bad idea with tickets.Read More

There Is A Suffix That Means 'Without' And I Need It

Estonian and a few of its cousins slap a tiny suffix on a word to mean 'without' in one elegant, passive aggressive move, and honestly my whole life would be easier.Read More

Superfluid Helium Sneaks Out Like A Traitor

Drop helium below 2.17 kelvin and it stops behaving like a liquid and starts behaving like a quantum pickpocket, climbing walls, leaking from closed vessels and even making fountains when you warm it up.Read More

They Wore Electricity Like Jewellery

Victorians looped little galvanic chains around their limbs and declared a polite tingle to be medical progress.Read More
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