Victorian Weirdness

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London Stank So Bad Parliament Nearly Fled

In the summer of 1858 the Thames produced such a magnificent river of sewage that Parliament shut its windows, people gagged in bowler hats, and Britain finally built a proper sewer system.Read More

They Wore Electricity Like Jewellery

Victorians looped little galvanic chains around their limbs and declared a polite tingle to be medical progress.Read More

Ether Frolics: Proper Victorian Party Drugs

Victorians politely inhaled ether at parlour parties and called it entertainment - like tea, but with hallucinations and genteel panic.Read More

They Ate Arsenic For a Pretty Face, Honestly

Victorian ladies popped arsenic tonics and 'complexion wafers' to look pale and flawless, then wondered why their teeth fell out and their skin joked back.Read More

They Bound Books In Human Skin, Proper Mad

Victorians sometimes literally used human skin to bind books and a few are still in libraries - disgusting and oddly useful.Read More

They Really Put Waterloo In Your Mouth

In the Victorian era respectable smiles were sometimes built from other peoples teeth-often nicked from battlefields and graves-and nobody used the word 'awkward' with sufficient gravitas.Read More

How Photographers Sold You Ghosts and Everyone Took the Money

A quickly fashionable Victorian business model: take a portrait, add a faint pallor, bill a grieving family for their dearly departed's cameo and then argue about the receipts in court.Read More

Victorians Unwrapped Mummies For Fun

They hosted drawing-room soires where the evening's entertainment was peeling ancient bandages off a corpse and calling it science.Read More

They Literally Blew Smoke Up People

Victorian rescuers had a toolkit that included bellows, a tobacco plug, and a plan to blow smoke into a drowning person's rectum - and yes, they absolutely meant business.Read More

Knocker-Ups: Victorians Paid People To Tap Your Window

Before alarm clocks were cheap, Victorians hired 'knocker-ups' who banged on windows, poked curtains with long poles or even shot dried peas to wake factory hands.Read More
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